Homespun Truth

I'm going to play a game today. The political roar over on Face Book is bumming my sunny day and even though I have a whole lot to say, I'm keeping it to myself. That said, welcome to my first episode of Not Me Monday, courtesy of McMamma.



I did not make a dinner this weekend that looked a lot like canned dog food. And I most certainly did not give up on making the kids try it before I even served it. There is no way that I just simply made them all sandwiches so the Mr. and I could eat said dinner in peace. We absolutely did not wash it down with an ice cold beer while sitting in front of the TV watching basketball.

I did not encourage let the family watch basketball on TV during each and every meal this weekend, including setting up the lap top so we could watch two games at the same time. Nope, not me!

I did not open the patio door, shout to my kids, "don't climb up any higher in the tree than you are willing to fall from" then shut the door and go back to eating my lunch.

I most certainly did not have Girl Scout cookies and beer as a snack.

I did not take the fashion advice of my 3 year old and buy clothes in loud colors and declare it an early start to the fabulous fun forties. Nope, not me.

I did not get out of bed and step on my daughter this morning, who was certainly not sleeping on the floor next to my bed. No way!

I did not just declare that there is to be no hitting the walls with apples. Not in my house.

Play along, tell us what you most definitely did not do!