- Why are you sniffing that?
- You brought your innocence to the wrong party.
- It's not even 5PM yet!
- She has poop! Nope, it's ice.
- There is too much nudity in this Thanksgiving.
- I might become violent with you.
- Is 'eh' a word?
- Where's my Bible?
- God has ear wax.
- I just peed myself.
- When did that happen?
- How do you know his light saber is purple?
- Even when I'm this drunk you love me.
- I had no idea it was me.
- I have a story...
- It's always been the charging rhino that wins until you threw plumbers crack at me!
- Do not wake up another human being!
- If I have to go down the steps again I'm going to puke.
- That was the worst movie ever.
- Don't leave me!!
- 18 eggs should be enough for 7 kids, huh? It wasn't?
- I forgot to add the milk.
- Fun size, Epic, The B.S.card.
- Rule #1 No playing with your pants off.
- Rule #2 Stay off the pole.
- Rule #3 Keep your shirt down.
- I found a green M&M in my cami this morning....
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Thanksgiving Part Two---The Out Takes
Posted by Jen at 6:40 PM