Thanksgiving Part Two---The Out Takes

• Why are you sniffing that?
• You brought your innocence to the wrong party.
• It's not even 5PM yet!
• She has poop! Nope, it's ice.
• There is too much nudity in this Thanksgiving.
• I might become violent with you.
• Is 'eh' a word?
• Where's my Bible?
• God has ear wax.
• I just peed myself.
• When did that happen?
• How do you know his light saber is purple?
• Even when I'm this drunk you love me.
• I had no idea it was me.
• I have a story...
• It's always been the charging rhino that wins until you threw plumbers crack at me!
• Do not wake up another human being!
• If I have to go down the steps again I'm going to puke.
• That was the worst movie ever.
• Don't leave me!!
• 18 eggs should be enough for 7 kids, huh? It wasn't?
• I forgot to add the milk.
• Fun size, Epic, The B.S.card.
• Rule #1 No playing with your pants off.
• Rule #2 Stay off the pole.
• Rule #3 Keep your shirt down.
• I found a green M&M in my cami this morning....