Not Me Monday

It's time for Not Me Monday, the blog carnival created by McMamma.

Let's get started, shall we?



I did not do something so childish as to use the kids soap crayons and write notes to The Mr. on the shower tile. Nope, Not Me.

I did not, for the second week in a row, make two different dinners simply so I wouldn't have to listen to the kids whine.

I never would have said to my kids this week, "Gentlemen, there are things about you that make me want to run screaming into the wild!" Only to burst into laughter when their reply was, "Butt naked or in your underwear?"

I did not stand in the church parking lot and inform my boys that there would be no cussing in pig Latin in church because contrary to what they believe, EVERYONE understands pig Latin.

I did not do a happy dance when my neighbor brought over a huge arm load of her sons out grown clothes for my boys to have, simply because it meant I did not have to take them to the store.

I did not avoid answering any phone calls this week.

I most definitely did not misplace a large check in one of my paper piles.

I did not ban TV for an undetermined length of time during the final basketball playoffs, no way, not me!

Now, head on over to McMamma's to read what everyone else is not doing lately, then write your own and share it.