Saturday, September 3, 2011

Red Neck Drag Queen

Sometimes you see something in life that just makes you stop and do a double take.

Well, that happened to me today.

I'm up north visiting a friend in a small town and we were out to breakfast.  As we were driving out of the parking lot we saw something amazing.

Standing next to a big old pick up truck with a trailer, was a man.  Nothing unusual about that.  He was kind of scruffy looking, wearing a baseball cap.  Perfect for a day out fishing or hauling some yard junk or whatever.  He was standing there talking on his cell phone.  Nothing odd there.

Now, what was he wearing?

A tight red mini skirt and red hooker heels.  With. Tube. Socks.


Did a double take, then laughed all the way home.