Around Our Kitchen Table

I'll give you a little sample of conversation over our kitchen table.  There is no way to explain it.  Myself, Chicklet and Little Mr.

"I need a blog topic."
"Write about talking carrots," said with deadpan face.
"What would they talk about?" with stifled giggles.
"Rabbits of course, and glasses and people," said while shaking his head at us as if we were dumb.
"Why glasses?"
With exasperation, "Glasses.  Carrots.  Carrots help you see better.  They are mortal enemies.  Just like humans and rabbits."
"Oh!"
"The mouse is the messenger.  The potatoes are their friends."

Yup, a typical conversation over our kitchen table.  We are our own.