Last night at bed time I was supervising the tooth brushing when this conversation occurred.
(you did know that's my real name, right?)
"How do you get those big wrinkles on your forehead?"
"Those big wrinkles on your forehead? How do you get those? I want to know, so that I don't get them and look like you."
"Don't have any kids."
It's a real good thing he didn't need his teeth flossed last night.